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  • Virgin Wife
    Santu was curious, he asked his friend Bantu:
    "Was your wife a virgin when you married her?

    Puzzled Bantu: "I really don't know. Some say yes. Some say no."


  By: Guru Don   Send To Mobile
  • Mein bhi yehi
    Santa Singh: Oye, mar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai.

    Banta Singh: Arrey, Mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Sand wich kyoon?
    A girl selling sandwiches on the beach, asks a Santa : 'Santaji SANDWICH LO GE?'

    Santa replied: 'Sand wich kyoon? Asi te room wich lewaange!'


  By: Guru Don   Send To Mobile
  • https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-4677/
    Santa Singh was talking to his friend Banta about his love life.

    'So, Santa, how's it going with the girls?'

    'Women, to me, are nothing but sex objects.'

    'Really?'

    'Yes,' Santa shook his head, 'Whenever I mention sex, they object.'


  By: Guru Don   Send To Mobile
  • MOSQUITO and a FLY
    Santa: What is ANOTHER difference between a MOSQUITO and a FLY?

    Banta: A FLY can FLY but a MOSQUITO cannot MOSQUITO!


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • An astronomer was watching
    An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.


    Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

    Seeing that, Santa Singh shouted, "What a Shot you made!"


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Santa at medical college
    Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

    Antibody: One who hates his body

    Artery: Study of fine paintings

    Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

    Coma: Punctuation Mark

    Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl

    Genes: Blue Denim

    Labour pain: Hurt at work.


  By: Jehan Zeb   Send To Mobile
  • Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya
    Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein pagal ho jaaunga.

    Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

    Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Sunday & I wanna njoy
    Santa: Today is Sunday & I wanna Enjoy, so I bought 3 movie tickets

    Jeeto: Why 3?

    Santa: For you and your parents.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
    Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?

    Santa: Suicide karne ke liye

    Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?

    Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye.


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
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