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  • Boonda Bandi
    Pathan: Yara Ye Boonda Bandi Me Kese Pata Chalta Hai

    K Boonda Konsa Hai Aur Bandi Konsi??

    Pappu: Simple Hai. Jo Pehly Girti Hai Wo Bandi Hai,

    Aur Jo Pichy Pichy Ata Hai Wo Boonda Hai.. :-D

    Category: Pathan Jokes  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile
  • Best Option
    Employee: Sir Barish Bohot Ho Rahi Hai, Aaj Office Ana hai??

    Boss: Tum Khud Hi Decide Kr Lo K Sara din Kis Se Bezzti Kerwani Hai,
    Mujh Se Ya Phir Begum Se??

    Employee Ghabra Kr: Sir Me Office Aa Raha Hun.. :-D

    Category: Urdu Funny SMS  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile
  • Teacher vs Pappu
    Teacher A,B,C,D Parhaty Huwe:
    Pappu Batao A se??

    Pappu Ga Ker:
    Aise Lehra K Tu Samny Aa gai..

    Teacher: Shut up Batao Himaliya Parbat Kahan Hai?

    Pappu: Pata Nahi Sir.

    Teacher: Jao Kursi Per Khary Ho Jao..

    Pappu Kursi Pr Khary Ho Kr:
    Sir Yahan Se Bhi Himaliya Nazar Nahi Aata :-D..

    Teacher Shocked.. :-0

    Category: Student SMS Jokes  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile

  • Mere Papa
    Bachpan Me Jab Ek Khilona Mangti Thi Me,

    To Papa Khilono Se Mera Kamra Bhar Jaty Thy.

    Phir Pata Nahi Q Papa Kai Din Office Pedal Hi Jaty Thy..

    Phir Ek Din Apni Pasand Ki Dress Mang Li To

    Lifafy Me Dress K Sath Ek Sundar Sa Gehna Bhi Tha.

    Lekin Pata Nahi Q Papa Ny Us Diwali Pe Purana Kurta Hi Pehna Tha..

    Papa Thora Hi Hen Jadugar Hen Wo.

    Jo Ek Mango Hazar De Jaty Hen.

    Apny Liye Ek Dam Laparwah Thy Lekin Her Mahiny

    Ghar K liye Khushyon ki Tankhuwa Laty Hen..

    Koi To Bataye Yaar K Ye Papa Kis Dunya Se Aaty Hen..!

    Category: Fathers Day SMS  By: Haya Ali  Send To Mobile
  • Biviyaat
    Sochta Rehta Hun Me Kesi Himaqat Kr Gaya..

    Bhool Thi Meri Jo Izhar-e-Sharafat Kr Gaya..

    Khubsurat Tha, Jawan Tha, Larkiyan Bhi Kam Na Thi,,

    Khamkha Me Ek Bivi Pr Qana'At Kr Gaya..

    Qarza Ek Aur Pichly Baqaye Pe Kon Le,

    Ek Chilchilati Dhoop Ko Saye Pe Kon Le,

    Shadi Karun Me Aur Us Shola Badan K Sath,

    Jalta Hua Makan Kiraye Pe Kon Le..

    Sitam Dhany Ko Koi Bedard To Hona Zaruri Hai,

    Musibat Me Koi Humdard To Hona Zaruri Hai,

    Nikal Kr Aqal Sar Se Jab Utar Ati Hai Ghutno Me,,

    To Un Ghutno Me Sar Ka Dard To Hona Zaruri Hai..

    Category: Family SMS-Jokes  By: Husnain Nawaz  Send To Mobile
  • Problem
    Bivi Jhagray K Baad Shoher Se:

    "Me Kab Se Pooch Rahi Hun k Tumhari Zindgi Ki Sab Se Badi Problem Kiya Hai?

    Bas Mujhy Hi Dekhy Ja Rahy Ho,

    Aakhir Kuch Bolty Q Nahi Ho??" :-D :-) :-0

    Category: Family SMS-Jokes  By: Raheel Ahmed  Send To Mobile

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