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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • 500-year-old Statue
    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.

    Banta: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Dad was an extremely brave
    Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

    Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

    Santa: I didn't say he got out.


  By: NoumanButt   Send To Mobile
  • Suicide karne waali Baat
    Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai.
    Santa: Hai.
    Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well.
    Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Types of Tenses
    Teacher: Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?
    Santa: Teen maidam.
    Teacher: Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.
    Santa: Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Mother!
    Teacher: Santa batao `M' for kya hota hai?
    Santa: Sir, Mother!
    Teacher: Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?
    Santa kuch sochne lagta hai.
    Teacher: Santa kya soch rahe ho?
    Santa: Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Ek din Santa ne
    Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala - I love you.
    Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?

    Santa : I love you Didi!!!!


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Santa taklu Hai
    Santa taklu Hai phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
    Why?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?
    ?

    Kion k

    Saloon Santa Ka Hay.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • We'll apply NEXT YEAR
    When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "How will you divide, you have 3 children?"


    Pat came Santa's reply: "Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR."


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Itna Bada Ho Gaya
    Santa:Yar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya

    Aur Abi Tak Daadhi-Mooch Nahi Ayi?

    Banta:Yar Main Apni Maa Par Gaya Hu!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Whose Skeleton Is That
    Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

    Santa: Tipu Sultan’s Skeleton.

    Tourist: And Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

    Santa: Tipu’s When He Was Child.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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