Nooman's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Nooman
Location: Karachi, Pakistan
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Member Since: 23 Dec 2008
About Nooman:
Hi I m Nooman from Pakistan. I like funny sms
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Nooman
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Ibrahem Bin Adham kehte hain
Ibrahem Bin Adham kehte hain K
1-jab khuda ki nafermani karo to uska rizq na khao.
2-jab gunah karo to uski badshahat se nikal jao.
3-gunah wahan karo jahan wo dekh na sake.
4-jab maot ka farishta aae to us se touba ki muhlat mang lena, warna uske aane se pehle touba karlo
5-qabar men munkar nakeer sawal karne aaen to unko bahar nikal dena, warna
sawalon ke jawab ki tayari karlo
6-qayamat men dozakh men dala jae to jane se inkar kardo warna gunah chor
do.
Category: Islamic SMS
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Suna hai is Mohabbat Main
Suna hai is Mohabbat Main
Bohat Nuqsaan Hota Hai
Mehakta Jhoomta Jeevan
Ghamon k Naam Hota hai
Suna hai Chain Kho Kar Wo
Sehar se Shaam Rota hai
Mohabbat Jo Bhi Karta hai
Bohat Badnaam Hota Hai
Suna hai is Mohabbat Main
Kahin bhi Dil Nahi Lagta
Bina Us k Nigahon Main
Koi Mousam Nahi Jachta
Khafa Jis se Mohabbat ho
Wo Jeevan Bhar nahi Hansta
Boht Anmol hai Wo Dil
Ujar kar Phir Nahi Basta
Suna hai is Mohabbat Main
Bohat Nuqsaan Hota Hai.
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
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Moat Humain Ruswa Karde
~~"DUA"~~
YA ALLAH is se Pehlay K MAUT Humain Ruswa Karde
TU humary Jism humari Rooh ko acha karde.
Yeh jo humari Halat Hai Humne hi banaai hai
Jaisa TU chahta hai ab Waisa karde
Humary har Faislay mein TERI Raza Shamil ho
Jo TERA Hukam ho wo Humara Irada karde
Hum Main jo Beemar hain un ko tu Achha kar de.
Aur meri har Jaiz Tamanna ko Pura Karde.
AAMEEN.
Dua go.
Category: Dua / Prayers SMS
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Muhabbat Jab Lahu Ban Kar
Muhabbat jab Lahu Ban Kar Ragon mai Sar'sarae to.
Koi lamha Guzhishta Chahton ka Jab Sataye to.
Qadam Dherey se uthte hon Irada Dagmagae to.
Koi Manoos si Aawaz main Wapis Bulaye to.
Tumhara Dil Tumhe se jo Achanak Rooth jaye to.
Hawa jab Shaakh se koi zard sa Patta Girae to.
Samaj Lena Tumhai ab b Kisi ki Chahten Wapis Bulati hain.
Teri Yaadain Kisi ko Aaj Bhi Bey-Had Rulati Hain.
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Wo Bakshta Hai Gunah
Wo Bakshta hy Gunah-e-azeem B lekin
Hamari choti se Naiki Sanbhal Rakhta hai.
Hum usy bhol jaty hain Roshni me
Wo Tareeqi me b Khayal Rakhta hai.
Jo kbi dair se lotun to meri maa ki tarah
Wo Mery Rizk ka Hisa nikal rkhta hai.
Gharo me Jin k diya b nhi hy un k lye
Fiza me Chand Sitary Uchal Rakhta hai.
Mohabat apne Bando se kamal Rakhta hai
Woh aik Allah hi hai jo apka,
Mera or sub ka khayal lazawal Rakhta hai..
Category: Islamic SMS
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Happy New Year
I wish you a
Fantastic January,
Love-able February,
Marvelous March,
Foolish April,
Enjoyable May,
Successful June,
Wonderful July,
Independent August,
Sweet September,
Tastiest October,
Beautiful November,
Happiest December.
Have a Victorious year,
I'm the First person to wish you a happy 12 months of 2010.
Category: New Year SMS
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Muhabbat haar jati
Zamane se suna tha k muhabbat haar jati hai,
Jo chahat ek tarf ho wo chahat haar jati hai,
Kahin per dua ka ik lafz bhi asar kar jata hai,
Kahin barson ki ebadat bhi haar jati hai,
Muhabbat kab kisi ko dushmani ka dars deti hai,
Muhabbat ki bazi mein adawat haar jati hai,
Hame kitne bhi shikwe hon uski jafaon k,
Per us k samne her ek shikayat haar jati hai,
Ik arzo si hai k usko bhool jaen hum,
Per uski yaad aaty hi ye hasrat haar jati hai...
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Aey mere RUB
Aey mere RUB,
Tu Rehman hai Tu Raheem hai Tu Ghafoor hai
Tu Razzaq hai Tu Kareem hai Tu Qadir hai
Tu Qadeer hai Tu Muqtadir hai
Tu Ghaffar hai Tu Wahab hai Tu noor hai
Tu Malik hai Tu Quddoos hai
aey mere rub mere Maan Baap mere bahan
bhayon per aur mere dost ahbaab per or
us per jis ne ye dua likhi or jis ne parhi
aur jis ne aagay bheji un sub ko tamam balaon
se mehfooz rakh aur un per apna khasoosi
Fazl-o-karam nazil farma
Ameen
Category: Islamic SMS
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Ye humne kya kya??
QURAN amal ki kitab thi
DUA ki kitab bana dia
Zindagi amal ki kitab thi
Qabron ki kitab bana dia
Smajhne ki kitab thi
Parhne ki kitab bana dia
Zindon ka dastoor thi
Murdon ka manshoor bana dia
Inqebal ki kitab thi
Sawab ki kitab banadia
Jo ilm ki kitab thi
Lo ilmon k hath thama di
Taskheer-E-Kainat ka DARS
dene aai thi,
Almarion ki nazar kr dia
Murda Qaumon ko zinda krne aai thi
Murdon k bakhshwane per laga dia
Ae Musalmano!
Ye humne kya kya??
Socho...
Category: Islamic SMS
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