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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Diff between belief & relief
    Pappu: Dad what’s the diff between love, belief & relief.

    Santa: your Mom is my love, your maid is my relief & I''m your Dad - well, that''s my belief.


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  • Three men discussing
    Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot.

    Santa: I''m confused. I think she is cold but people say she''s hot.


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  • Jeeto was about to
    Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.

    Santa: If it looks like you, it would be great.

    Jeeto: If it looks like you, it would be a miracle.


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  • Santa waiting at
    Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
    When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

    Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.


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  • Mein tere 64 de 64
    Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.

    Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.

    Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.


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  • Ultimate answer
    Ultimate answer while changing the job.

    Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?


    Santa: Because the company shifted and didn''t tell me where..


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  • Santa opened a petrol pump
    Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


    Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..


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  • How do u do
    An Englishman and santa inside the toilet.

    Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?

    Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!


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  • I have swallowed
    Santa: I have swallowed a Key.
    Doctor: When?

    Santa: 3 months back!
    Doctor: What were you doing till now?

    Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.


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  • How did Santa
    How did Santa tried to kill a bird??

    He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.


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