Decent Kuri's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Decent Kuri
Location: Lahore
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Member Since: 05 Jan 2009
About Decent Kuri:
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List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Decent Kuri
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Hum Zamana Bhool Gaye
Teri Chahat Mai Hum Zamana Bhool Gaye,
Tere Baad Kisi ko Apnana Bhool Gaye,
Phir Laga Sara Jahan Veerana Humko,
Jaise Chaman MaiPhool Meheknaa Bhool Gaye,
Tum Se Mohabat hi Bataya Saare Jahan ko,
Yahi Baat Tumko Batana Bhool Gaye,
Hum ne Mita Diya jahan Bhi Likha Tha Naam Tera,
Magar Apne Dil se Mitana Bhool Gaye,
Woh Juda Hue hum Se Muskrate Huye,
Magar apni Palkon se Aansoo Hatana Bhool Gaye.
Category: Sad Poetry SMS
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Husn Ka Mukaddar hun
Husn ka mukaddar hu na pyaar ki takdeer hu
Zindagi ke be-rangon ki me bas ek tasveer hu
Na raat ko hain neend mujhe na din me hi karar hain
Bikhare huye sapno ki ek tooti huyi tabeer hun
Zakhmi dil ko jo pal me bana gayi ho naasur
Gum ke nastron me aisi khichi gayi ek lakeer hun.
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Namaz Ki Ahemiyat
Jo Namaz ko Hakeer samjhta hai: Usey marte hue ye 3 saza milti hain.
1) Woh Zaleel marta hai.
2) Woh Bhooka marta hai.
3) Woh Pyaasa marta hai.
(Agerchay woh tamam samandar ka pani bhi pee le, woh pyaasa hi mare ga...)
Category: Islamic SMS
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Eman
Apni sochon ko pani ke qatron se ziyada shaffaf rakho
Kiu ke
Jis tarah qatron se "Dariya" banta hai
Usi tarah sochon se "Eman" banta hai...
Category: Islamic SMS
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Haleem - ALLAH Pak ka naam hai
"Haleem" jo ke ALLAH Pak ka naam jis ka matlab Burdbar ke hain aur hum ne is lafz ko khane ka naam diya hua hai, aur jo hamari khanay wali cheez hai us ka naam hai.
"Daleem" jo ke dalliya say nikla hai, is maloomat ko aagay pohchain ta ke ALLAH Pak ke naam ki bayadbi na ho.
Category: Islamic SMS
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Woh din...
Woh university ki parhayi woh dilchasp baatein.
Woh sylabus ki tension woh Exams ki raatein....
Woh canteen mein gathering woh friendz ki laatein...
Woh ruthna manana woh bunk mulaqatein...
Proposal ki planning woh raat ka guzarna...
Phir class ke peeche wali seat pe sona...
Be tuki baton ko serious lena...
Woh matlab ki baatein hansi mein urana...
Na woh din hein na woh raatein, Na gussa na baatein..
Ager kuch hai to bus bheegi palkein aur purani yadein...
Category: Student SMS Jokes
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Story
Story:
Once upon a time
A boy asked to a girl: Will you marry me?
Girl: No.
Aur is tarah larka
hansi khushi rehne laga.
Moral:
No wife happy life.
Category: Happy Marriage SMS
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