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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Santa fell down
    While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
    Banta: R u ok?
    Santa: Yeah!
    Banta: Did u break anything?
    Santa: No, there's nothing down here.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Santa meets Banta
    Santa meets his friend Bunta!

    Santa: A B, A B, A B, A B, A B...!
    Banta: Oye, Iska Matlab?

    Santa: Kuch Nahin Yaar, I Mean Long Time No C..!


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • How to Control Anger
    Santa: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?

    Jasmeet: I clean the toilet bowl.
    Santa: How does that help?

    Jasmeet: I use your toothbrush!


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Banta ki search
    Santa: Yaar google per ja k Major Rohail sms jokes search krna.

    Banta: Yaar google pr ja k kon si jaga search kru?

    Aur tu ne ye to bataya he nhi k Google per kon se number bus jati hy?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • After Eating Fish
    After Eating Fish Santa Don't Drink Water

    Why?

    Because

    He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • BV Bhag gai
    Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai?
    Tera kya kehna hy?
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon
    "Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • My wedding is going
    Santa: My wedding is going to happen.

    Banta: Whats the problem now.?

    Santa: My wife did'nt know it...!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Same Reasons
    Santa: I got Married because I was tired of Cooking, Cleaning Home and washing clothes.


    Banta: Amazing, I got divorce 4 the same reason.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Nawen Jamme Bachche
    Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta.


    Santa to nurse: Bibi eh Piece Leak karda hai badal k le aa..!


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Santa's english
    Santa's English

    For your kind Information & Technology
    I no English Medium very well,
    I can talk English,
    I can see English,
    I can do English,

    Thanx
    Mention Not.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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