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Jehan Zeb's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: Jehan Zeb
Location: kot abdullah shah, mozang lahore.
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Member Since: 18 Dec 2008

About Jehan Zeb:

nothing.

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Jehan Zeb


  • Door Reh kar na karo baat
    Door Reh kar na karo baat qareeb aa jao
    Yaad reh jay gi yeh raat qareeb aa jao

    1 muddat se tamanna thi tumhan chune ki
    Aaj bass main nahi hain jazbaat qareeb aa jao

    Sard jhoko se bharakte hain badan main shole,
    Jan le legi yeh barsat qareeb aa jao,

    Apne hont mere honto pe rakhdo zara
    Beet na jae kahein yeh lamhat qareeb aa jao.


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  • Aankhain Thein Kahan
    Aankhain Thein Kahan Itni Sharabi Pehle,
    Chehra Tha Kahan Itna Kitabi Pehle,

    Aaina To Zara Dekhiye Booso(Kiss) Ke Baad,
    Kya Hont They Itne Hi Gulabi Pehle.!


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  • HAPPY BIRTH DAY
    Fresh air, fresh idea,
    fresh talent… fresh energy…
    i wish u to have a…
    special sunday..
    marvellous monday…
    tasty tuesday…
    wonderful wednesday…
    thankful thursday…
    friendly friday…
    successful saturday…
    *have a great week ahead*
    and
    HAPPY BIRTH DAY.


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  • Sister
    1 doctor ki shadi nurse say ho gai:

    Friend: Suna yar ,kesi life chal rahi rahi hai?

    Doctor: Yaar kya sunaoo jab tak sister na kaho sunti he nai.


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  • Santa at medical college
    Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:

    Antibody: One who hates his body

    Artery: Study of fine paintings

    Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria

    Coma: Punctuation Mark

    Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl

    Genes: Blue Denim

    Labour pain: Hurt at work.


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