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Best Collection of New Santa Banta Jokes at Funny SMS

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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Murgi ya Aanda
    Santa fund answer ov d most difficult question
    Question was
    Wht comes first the chicken or the egg?
    O yaar, jiska order pehle do gay, vo aye ga!


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Tum bade ho kr
    Teachr: Tum bade ho kar kya kroge?
    Santa: Shadi

    Teachr: Nahi, mera mtlab kya banoge?
    Santa: DADDY


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Safe Sex
    Santa: In all AIDS advertisement, they talk of SAFE SEX.
    What is SAFE SEX?

    Banta: Oye, SAFE SEX is when wife is out of town.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Police kyu Pakda?
    Santa ko police kyu Pakda??

    Guess Why?
    ?

    ?

    Q K santa ne
    Bina Scooter K Helmet Pehna huye tha.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Medicine Not Available
    Santa: Doctor! This Medicine Is Not Available At Any Medical Store.

    Doctor: Oh Sorry, I Forgot To Write The Medicine.


    That Was My Signature.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Drink Carrot Juice
    Santa: My Doctor Told Me To Drink Carrot
    Juice After A Hot Bath 2 Cure My Cold.


    Banta: Does It Work ?


    Santa: I Don’t Know, I Can Never Finish Drinking d Hot Bath...


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Email to William Shakespeare
    Santa: I've Been Sending E-mails To William Shakespeare.

    Banta: William Shakespeare
    Is Dead, Stupid..


    Santa: No Wonder, He Hasn't Replied As Well...


  By: Humbugg TheGreat   Send To Mobile
  • Stealing A Purse
    Santa Saw A Man Stealing A Purse

    Theif: There Is 1000 Rs

    In The Purse.

    We Can Take 50-50

    Santa: OK..OK

    What About The

    Remaining 900..!


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Office Me Sher
    Santa: Tu To Office Me Bada Sher Bana Ghumta Hai, Ghar Me Kya Ho Jata H?



    Banta: Hota To Sher Hi Hu,
    Bas "Durga" Sawar Ho Jati He !!


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
  • Have You Seen My?
    Girl: Have You Seen My Identical Twin Sister Any Where????



    Santa: Not At All
    How Does She Look Like!!!


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
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