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Best Collection of New Santa Banta Jokes at Funny SMS

Here you will find large collection of funny santa banta sms, santabanta sms jokes, funny santa banta sms, santa banta jokes for your friends. We have our all time favorite santa banta jokes / santa banta sms, Funny santabanta Jokes. Do not hesitate to send them to your loved ones and friends. Funny Santa banta jokes are here for you to enjoy! A huge collection of santa banta jokes and messages. You can also submit santa banta sms and jokes here.

• Postman...
  Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver u this packet.
  
  Santa: Why did u come so far. Instead U could have posted it.

  By: faisal   Send To Mobile

• Santa Helmet Pehen K
  Santa Helmet Pehen K Bahar Nikla To Police Ne Kaha-Nikaal 50rs..
  
  Santa-Abe Maine Helmet Pehni To He_
  
  Police-Abe, Par Scooter Kaha Hai?

  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile

• Brand New Ford IKON
  Man: I Got A Brand New Ford IKON 4 My Wife!
  
  Santa: Wow! Dats Unbelievable Exchange Offer!

  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile

• Sab ka nishana chook gaya ?
  Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi.
  
  
  Santa: Kamaal hai! Sab ka nishana chook gaya?

  By: Water   Send To Mobile

• Santa to Bill Gates
  Santa to Bill Gates: Tusi bade pagal ho!
  
  Gates: Why?
  
  Santa: Surname Gates rakha hai. Or business WINDOWS ka karde ho.

  By: vPaki   Send To Mobile

• Suit bada sohna paya hai
  Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
  Jeeto: Thank u G
  Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
  Jeeto: Thank u G.
  Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
  Jeeto: Thank u G
  Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile

• Santa apni gal friend ko
  Santa apni gal friend ko I Luv kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
  Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
  Santa: I'm falling in love.

  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile

• Koi acha sa kapda
  Santa says: Koi acha sa kapda (cloth) dikhaiye.
  
  Salesman: Plain main dikhaon?
  
  
  Santa: Abey hawai jahaz main nahi dukan par hi dikha!

  By: vPaki   Send To Mobile

• Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal
  Banta: Yeh chaaku kyun ubaal rahe ho?
  
  Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
  
  Banta: Toh phir ubalne kyu, kya zaroorat hai?
  
  Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye!

  By: vPaki   Send To Mobile

• Santa in aptitude test
  Santa in aptitude test:
  
  River Kaveri is in which state?
  
  Santa: Liquid State. :-)

  By: Funter   Send To Mobile

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