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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Oye kion jhoot bolta hay
    1 banda bhagta howa aata hay aur Santa se kehta hai bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talaab ka pani ghus gaya hay.

    Santa: Oye kion jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to meray paas hay.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Santa sing ka 20 saal
    Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
    Wo udas ho gaya.

    Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
    Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Santa taklu Hai
    Santa taklu Hai phir bhi roz saloon jata hay,
    Why?

    ?

    ?

    Kion k

    Saloon Santa Ka Hay.:-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • An astronomer was watching
    An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
    Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

    Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you made!"


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Roz subah 50 ladkiyan
    Santa- Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.

    Banta- are wah, Wo kaise?

    Santa- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu...!!!


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Main aur meri girlfriend
    Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain...

    Banta: mast, Kab...?



    Santa: Meri 7th Dec ko


    aur uski 13th Feb ko..!


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Kal rath chor mere
    Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye
    Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?
    Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Santa sent SMS to all
    Santa sent SMS to all
    frnds:
    OYE,My mobile num has
    changed Previously it
    was Nokia n72 Now its
    Nokia e51.Send msgs
    to my new mobile ok


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • I have a problem
    Santa-Doctor,I have a problm.
    Dr-Whats ur problem?
    Santa-I keep forgtng things.
    Dr-Since when you are having this Problem?
    Santa-Which problm..!!


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
  • Ghar me jawan beti hai
    Santa buys a new Pressure Cooker & next day he returns it.
    Shopkeeper: Why are you returnng it?
    Santa: Ghar me jawan beti hai, or ye sala seeti bajata hai.


  By: Rahim Shah   Send To Mobile
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