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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Pyar se Rita kehty hain
    Daaku: Tera Nam?
    Lady: Rita

    Daaku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He, Ja Tuje Maf Kiya.

    Or Tera?

    Santa: Santa!
    Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte Hain.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Lost Cheque Book
    Santa Lost His Cheque Book:

    Bank Manager: Be Careful, Anyone Can Put Ur Sign,



    Santa:
    Oye, I’m Not A Fool, I Have Already Signed All Cheques...


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Sunder Larki
    Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!

    Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.

    Santa: Kyaa..

    Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • May I cum in
    Santa: May I cum in Sir?


    Interviewer:Wait please..


    Santa: 70 Kg Sir!


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Wife was Teaching
    *Wife was teaching Grammar*

    Wife: "I am Beautiful",
    Which tense is this?








    Santa : Past tense!!


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Diamond Ring
    Santa:Tune apni B.V ko diamond ring kyo di? Vo car chahti thi.



    Banta: Par me nakli car kahan se lau?


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • At the scene of
    At the scene of an accident a man was crying:

    O God! I have lost my hand , oh!


    Santa: Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
  • I tried your number
    Santa: I tried your number so many times, it always said 'Switched Off'!"


    Banta: Nahi Pape, It's my HELLO TUNE!


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Santa was riding
    Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.


    Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: ''Le Karle Number Note''


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Confidence and Confidential
    Pappu: What''s the difference between Confidence and Confidential?


    Santa: yo are my son I''m Confident. your friend is also my son, that''s Confidential.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
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