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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • I Luv U kehta hai
    Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

    Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?

    Santa: I'm falling in love.


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Film main Chudail
    Santa: Raat film main ek chudail kabhi mere aage, khabhi mere peechhe ghoom rahi thi..

    Jeeto: Koun is film thi ?

    Santa: Apni shaadi ki movie thi!


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Nasha har gam ko
    Santa asks: Who r u?

    Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?

    Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai.


  By: asin   Send To Mobile
  • Pehla Operation
    Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kis ke liye?

    Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhare liye.


  By: ramesh   Send To Mobile
  • Two Wheelers
    Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,

    Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?

    Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only.


  By: ramesh   Send To Mobile
  • Mein Chashma laga k
    Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga?

    Doc: Haan, bilkul.

    Santa: To phir theek hai doc Saab varna Anpad aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Singh Ji at Zebra Crossing
    Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the.

    Woh

    kya soch rahe honge?


    THINK ????


    "SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI?"


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Santa joined NASA
    Santa joined NASA.

    After one month the Americans had to change the name from NASA to:



    SATYANASA


  By: Munna Bhai   Send To Mobile
  • Go down to see my Heart.
    SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.
    1.Strength: My wife,Jeeto.
    2.Weakness: Banta’ s wife,Preeto.
    3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
    4.Threat: When I m on tour.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • When do u buy this scooty
    Manager: When do u buy this scooty.

    Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty,
    stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want.
    I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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