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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • heater...
    Friend: Santa Ji! Agr aapko thand lagti hai to aap kya karte hai:
    Santa: Main heater k samnay beth jata hon.

    Friend: Lekin agar phir bhi thand lagy to?
    Santa: To main heater On kar leta hoon.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • Name of your Car
    Santa: What's the name of ur car?
    Banta: I don’t know but it starts with "T"
    Santa: Kamal hai yaar teri gaddi tea nal start hundi hai, apni te Petrol nal start hundi hai.


  By: Usama   Send To Mobile
  • American: In our country
    American: In our country ,
    marriage even takes place with email.

    Santa: In India, it is only with a female.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • A man to Santa
    A man to Santa:
    Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
    Santa rushes home and came back within
    half an hour and slapped the man
    and said:
    “He’s not my friend.”


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Pappu while filling form
    Pappu while filling up a form:
    What should I write against mother tongue.?
    Santa: Very long…..!


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
    Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump
    sees a board Don”t use Mobile Here,
    he Picks his Mobile Phone,
    Calls everyone from his phone
    & says DON”T CALL ME NOW.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Banta ask santa
    Banta ask santa: what will you
    advise your children about marriage?

    Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
    I’ll give same advice to my children also.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Banta to his new bride
    Banta to his new bride, Preeto,
    “Now that we are married,
    do you think you will be able
    to live on my small income?”

    “Of course, dear, no trouble,” she replied.
    “But what will you live on?”


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Titanic was sinking
    Titanic was sinking.
    An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
    Santa: 2 KMs.
    Englishman jumped into sea.
    Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
    Santa: Downwards!


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Banta pair pey charha
    Banta pair pey charha to upar baithey
    Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
    Banta: Apple khane.
    Bandar: Yeh to aam ka pair hai.
    Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
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