Santa at medical college
Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers:
Antibody: One who hates his body
Artery: Study of fine paintings
Bacteria: Back door of a cafeteria
Coma: Punctuation Mark
Gall Bladder: Bladder of a girl
Genes: Blue Denim
Labour pain: Hurt at work.
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