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Latest Santa Banta Jokes:

  • Santa apni biwi
    Santa apni biwi k office gaya
    to usne dekha k uski biwi
    boss ki godi me baithi dictation le rahi thi.

    Santa:- Chal LAajo, aisi jagah kaam nahi karna
    jahan staff k liye kursi bhi na ho.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • BMW mili
    Santa: Mujhe shadi me BMW mili hy,
    Banta: Par tumhare pas to koi car nhi,

    Santa: Aby ghadhe BMW ka matlab hy,
    BOHAT MOTI WIFE.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Mathematical Conversions
    Maths Teacher Was Teaching Mathematical Conversions

    Teacher: If 1000 Kgs = Ton. Then

    For 3000 Kgs =How Much?

    Santa:
    Ton! Ton! Ton!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • South Indians are black?
    Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?

    Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Santa ke ghar Ladki
    Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

    Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.
    Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai.
    Banta: kya kiya?



    Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • SANIA MIRZA Se Baat
    Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki.

    Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?


    Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Santa Rides A Cycle
    Santa Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast...

    Suddenly He Stops Why?
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    .
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    Because he reaches his Home.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • HAWALAAT
    Santa: Jail ko "Hawalaat" kyu kehte hy?


    Banta: Kyu k jail me khane ko sirf

    "Hawa" aur "Laat" hi milti hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • USA Ghum Aaun
    Santa: Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun.

    Banta: Kitna Paisa Lagega?

    Santa: Kuch B Nahi

    Banta: Kaise?

    Santa: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte.


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
  • Tu kahan baithega
    Santa, Banta & Bobby were going on a motorcycle:

    Policeman gives hand to stop.

    Santa shouted: Oye pagal, pehle he 3 bethe hain tu kahan baithega?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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