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1. Santa at medical college  By: Jehan Zeb
   Santa Applied to a medical college But he never made it because, these were his Answers: Antibody: ...


2. Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya  By: Munna Bhai
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3. Sunday & I wanna njoy  By: Munna Bhai
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4. Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho  By: Nooman
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5. I Luv U kehta hai  By: Nooman
   Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai. Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa: I'm...


6. Film main Chudail  By: Nooman
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7. Nasha har gam ko  By: asin
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8. Pehla Operation  By: ramesh
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9. Two Wheelers  By: ramesh
   Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto? Sa...


10. Mein Chashma laga k  By: Munna Bhai
    Santa: Doc Saab, mein Chashma laga ke pad to sakoonga? Doc: Haan, bilkul. Santa: To phir theek ha...


11. Santa Singh Ji at Zebra Crossing  By: Lovebirds
    Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the. Woh ky...


12. Santa joined NASA  By: Munna Bhai
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13. Go down to see my Heart.  By: Master Mind
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15. 500-year-old Statue  By: Master Mind
    Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken. Banta: Thanks God! I thought it wa...