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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • The others all died
    Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

    Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • Family Tradition
    Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

    Sam: It's a family tradition.

    Teacher: What do you mean?

    Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

    Teacher: What about your mother?

    Sam: She's a woman.


  By: Rocket Beam   Send To Mobile
  • SON VS DAD
    Jhony: Daddy! Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz?

    Daddy: But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite.

    Jhony: Yes But d Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire.


  By: anum   Send To Mobile
  • U r so sweet...
    I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

    But i cant send u all of them,

    It wil take lot of time,

    So i m sending u just 1 joke.

    u r so sweet.


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile
  • Fantastic Definitions:
    Fantastic Definitions:

    SCHOOL: A place where dad pays & son plays.

    LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps u poor all ur life so that you can die rich.

    MARRIAGE: An agreement in which a man loses his bachelors degree & a women gains her masters.

    DICTIONARY: A place where success comes before work.

    SMILE: A curve that sets lots of things straight.

    DOCTOR: A person who kills ur ills by pills & kills u by bills.


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Everything Is Incomplete
    Everything Is Incomplete Widout "Me"

    . . mory

    Co . . dy

    Ti . .

    Ga . .

    So . . thing

    . . aning

    &

    Even this . .ssage!

    So Don't 4 get ME. .


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • According to a Medical report;
    According to a Medical report;

    Ever Boy and Girl having two sides of their brain;

    Rigth & Left !

    When he or she falls in LOVE then;

    In their Right side nothing is left and,

    In their Left side nothing is right.

    So please be careful..


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • It must be tough spending
    Patient: It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone mouth.

    Dentist: I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.


  By: Adnan Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Most Confusing Day
    Whats the most confusing day in Europe and America?

    Thinking?

    Still thinking?


    Fathers day….!!!!!!!!


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • ATOM BOMB
    If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months,

    enough energy is produced to create an atomic bomb!

    So if u don’t fart for 6 years and 9 months,

    U urself will turn into an ATOM BOMB!


  By: Guru Don   Send To Mobile
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