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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Talent And Intelligence
    What is the difference between Talent And Intelligence?

    Getting up early in the morning daily is talent!!!

    Not trying such nonsense thing is intelligence..!!


  By: Alina Amaan   Send To Mobile
  • Favorite Book
    When a wife was asked: What book do you like the best?


    She answers: My husband's cheque book..


  By: Lovebirds   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Diplomacy
    * Height of Diplomacy *

    Forgetting GF's Birthday and later telling her:


    How can I remember your B'Day Honey, When you never look a year Older? :)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Man runs home
    Man runs home and shouts:
    "Pack your Bag Honey! I just won 10 million dollars in the lottary."


    Wife: "Do I pack for the Beach or the Resort?"

    Man: Who Cares Just Pack and Get Lost...


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • There is always a
    There is always a sign board "Drive Slowly" near School,

    But Never near Girl's College.

    Why?


    Because

    There Vehicles Automatically get Slow....


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Come like a Horse
    Come like a Horse,
    Sit like a Thief,
    And Go like a King....


    This Slogan was written on a..


    Public Toilet Door.


  By: Wahaj   Send To Mobile


  By: Rehana   Send To Mobile
  • What ABCDEFG stands?
    What ABCDEFG stands for?
    A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.

    And GFEDCBA stands for what?
    The reverse: Girl Forgets Everything Done and Catches new Boy Again


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • Won't Tell Lies.
    Guys playing cards
    Guy1: I Promised my wife I’ll Not Play Cards anymore.

    Guy2: Then what the hell are you doing now?

    Guy1: I Never promised I Won’t Tell Lies.


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile
  • The Worst Thing
    The Worst Thing About Censorship Is







    [ Deleted By Censorship Bureau ]
    :-)


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
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