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Latest English Funny SMS:
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which shaving cream do...
Sales Man: Sir, which shaving cream do u use?
Customer: Kumara's.
S.M : Which after shave do y use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Which tooth paste do u use ?
C : Kumara's ?
S.M : Which shampoo do u use ?
C : Kumara's.
S.M : Sir , what is this kumara's is it an international company ?
C : No, he is my room mate.
By:
wahabi
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Gift 4 u
A GIFT FOR U
I have a GIFT 4 u Plz close ur eyes
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Cheater
You did not close ur eyes
Now No GIFT 4 U BYE.
By:
wahabi
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Horor story
World's shortest horor story by Martin Garner contains only the following lines:
"When the world's last man was alone in his room, the door was knocked."
By:
Farida Jalal
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A boy going in car
A boy going in car.
Suddenly he saw a girl lying in the middle of road. He came out and..
To be continued..
To listen the full story plz snd 50 easy load ;->
By:
wahabi
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I Think U've Had
Bartender: I Think U've Had Enough Sir!
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, Buddy!
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Was Almost Impossible.
By:
Pieces
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