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Best Collection of New English Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • I think Im Disturbing
    I think I'm Disturbing you, Sorry!

    This is my Last Msg and
    I will not Msg you any more.
    Good Bye.



    Never Expect that From Me.

    I'm Born to Disturb You.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Best and Daring Lines
    The Best and Daring Lines on the T-Shirt of an Employee:



    "I Work Only for MONEY, If you want Loyality, Hire a DOG."


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • too much
    What is FASHION DESIGNING?
    “Toooo many Brains working on
    Toooo little clothes with
    Toooo many ideas on how 2 cover
    Toooo little areas”;-)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Become my Son-In-Law
    Lady: So, you want to become my son-in-law?



    Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 merry your daughter!


  By: Asad Siddiqui   Send To Mobile
  • Only the open heart
    Only the open heart receives LOVE

    Only the open mind receives WISDOM

    Only the open hand receives GIFTS
    And...

    Only the CUTE 1's receive MESSAGES From ME!


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • ur mobile...
    what happend 2 ur mobile?
    i was trying 2 call u but i got this msg:
    welcome 2 D jungle network,D monkey u r tring 2 call is on tree plz try later.


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Cutest Proposal
    Cutest Proposal:

    Boy: Do you hug your Teddy Bear while sleeping at night?

    Girl: Yes

    Boy: Can I replace it for the rest of life?


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • HUG the person
    At a Party someone yelled: "All married guys, please HUG the person who
    has made your life worth living."


    The bartender almost got crushed!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Corporate Lessons
    Corporate Lessons.....

    "we will do it"
    Means
    "U will do it."

    "U have done a great job"
    Means
    "More work will be given to u."

    "We are a team"
    Means
    "I am not the only one to be blamed."

    "That is a good question"
    Means
    "I do not know anything about it."

    "All the best "
    Means
    "You r in trouble."


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
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