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Latest English Funny SMS:
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INSIDE WOMEN
The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has "MALE" in it,
She has "HE" in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder "MEN" always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.
By:
Wahaj
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SOME-THING-IS-WRONG
A chinees couple have three sons,
When 1st son born, they named him HUE-CHING-CHONG,
When 2nd son born, they named him MUI-Zingh-Zhong,
But their third son is BLACK, they named him SOME-THING-IS-WRONG.
By:
Wajahat Karim
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Heaven and Hell
Heaven is when u have German Car, American Salary, Chinees Food and Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinees, Food is German, Wife is American and Salary is Pakistani
By:
Wahaj
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get this SMS
When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
By:
Wahaj
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When u feel
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.....
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
By:
Funtoosh
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WARNING
WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress! :P
By:
Urdu Laughter
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Naughty mind
It's the sweetest thing to do. Do it the bed, on a sofa, in the bathroom or anywhere! U must never stop doing it. It's called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
By:
Dapper
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