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Best Collection of New English Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Women never have anything
    * TRUTH *

    "Women never have anything to wear.."

    Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet.

    You'll b answered every time,
    "You just don't understand"


  By: Mr Bean   Send To Mobile
  • U need to fart
    U r on a bus & U need 2 fart.
    But d music is really loud,
    so U time Ur farts with d beats.
    After a couple of songs,
    U start 2 feel better as U approach Ur stop,
    as U r leaving d bus,

    People REALLY staring down at U n
    that's when U realize

    .

    .

    U've been listening 2 Ur iPod !!


  By: Funster   Send To Mobile
  • Things To Remember
    Things To Remember In Life ...

    "Love Your FRIENDS Not Their SISTERS"

    And

    "Love Your SISTERS Not Their FRIENDS"


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Wise and Wiser MAN
    A WISE MAN Washes His Hand After He PEES.

    But

    A WISER MAN Doesn''t PEE On His Hand ...


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Diagram Of Bacteria
    Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria.

    Pappu: Here It Is Sir.

    Teacher: Where? You Haven't Drawn Anything.

    Pappu: Sir, Can You See Bacteria Without Microscope ... ;->


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile
  • Teach A Person
    Give A Person A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day,

    Teach A Person To Use The Internet And He Won't Bother You For Weeks ... ;->


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • A Simple Logic
    A Simple Logic:

    Human=Eat+Work+Sleep+Enjoy

    Donkey=Eat+Work+Sleep

    Therefore
    Human=Donkey+Enjoy

    0r
    Human-Enjoy=Donkey

    I.e.:
    Human who doesn't enjoy is a Donkey.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Today, Tomorrow
    Today, Tomorrow and Yesterday there will be
    one heart that would always beat for you
    You know Whose???
    your Own Stupid!!!


  By: Abbasi the Great   Send To Mobile


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Free Call...
    Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
    Use Bellow Trick
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Call Customer Care & Enjoy!!!


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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