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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • W & Women
    You know why Women starts with "W"

    Because all Questions start with "W"

    Who?
    Why?
    What?
    When?
    Which?
    Whom?
    Where?


    Wife..?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • A Man on his way toQ
    A Man on his way to a Fast Food for Dinner:

    Man: Double Cheese with Extra Cheese and Extra Mayonnaise.
    Attendant: Drink?
    Man: Diet Coke, I am on Diet.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Aim in life
    654321 AIM IN LIFE

    Our Aim in life should be
    .
    .
    .
    6 Digit Salary
    5 bedroom house
    4 wheel drive
    3 servants
    2 kids
    1 beautiful loving wife.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Impact of Movies
    Teacher:
    Who is Mahatma Gandhi?
    .

    Student:
    He is the one who helped
    Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Londay bazi ka zamana
    Patient: Doctor, You Must Help Me, I Keep Losing My Temper With People

    Doctor: Tell me About Your Problem.

    Patient: I Just Did
    You Stupid Bastard...


  By: Pieces   Send To Mobile
  • Inform ur g.f
    This Not a Joke

    My Heart
    For Sale
    100% Discount...
    Please Inform Your
    GIRL FRIENDS...


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • OBAMA..?
    What OBAMA means....?
    .
    .
    O=Orignaly
    .
    B=Born in
    .
    A=Africa to
    .
    M=Manage the
    .
    A=Americans


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • On my Feet in two weeks
    The Doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks.
    And did he?

    Yes! I had to sell the car to pay the bill.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Can Cows Fly!?
    Birdy birdy in the sky

    dropped a poopy in my eye,

    I don’t worry, I don’t cry,

    I’m just happy

    that cows can’t fly!


  By: wroxtar   Send To Mobile
  • Qoutable qoutes
    To be is to do (Socrates)

    To do is to b (Plato)

    To be or not to b ( Shakespear)

    Do be do be dooo (Scooby Doo)


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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