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Best Collection of New English Funny SMS at Funny SMS

A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • PAY THE BILL
    I would love to take u out 4 dinner,
    Make u sit beside the candle light,
    Shower u with roses,
    and utter those 3 magical words in ur ear

    "PAY THE BILL"


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • Who said English is easy???
    Who said English is easy???
    Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
    1.______I don’t have Brain.…
    2.______I don’t have Sense.…
    3.______I am Stupid....


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • Height of fashion?
    Height of fashion?
    Dhoti wid zip.
    Height of secrecy?
    Blank visiting card.
    Height of stupidity?
    Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.
    Height of honesty?
    Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.
    Height of de-hydration?
    A cow giving milk powder.
    Height of timewasting?
    U reading the whole msg.


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • hi dear...
    Hi dear watch this














    Anybody has send me the empty sms
    isn't seen fool.?


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • What is the difference B/W
    What is the difference B/W mortein spray

    & body spray?

    If U use mortein spray U will die

    If U don't use body spray People will die.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • What about You???
    Teacher:
    U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

    Student:
    Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???


  By: Singh Is King   Send To Mobile
  • Happy Potti day!
    Wish potti day to 7 people & have a

    smooth motion eith fullpressure! If

    u don't forward this msg,U get Qabz

    for 7 Days..

    Don't ignor it


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Talking Once with a genious
    Talking Once with a genius person

    is equal to reading books for years"

    this is a Chinese proverb, so feel

    free to talk to me any time & save year:)


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
  • My Third Wife
    Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

    Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

    Doc : Two...



    MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .


  By: faisal   Send To Mobile
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