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anum's Profile on Funny SMS

Name: anum
Location: risalpur pakistan
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Member Since: 31 Dec 2008

About anum:

i m a good looking girl looking for friend ship

List of Sms / Jokes posted by: anum


  • SON VS DAD
    Jhony: Daddy! Can I've Another Glass Of Water, Plz?

    Daddy: But Tht's 10th One I've Given U 2nite.

    Jhony: Yes But d Baby's Bedroom Is Stil On Fire.


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  • Past tense of think
    A friend asks sardar how was ur exam?
    Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of think.
    Friend: What did u wrote?
    Sardar: I thought & thought & finally I wrote ‘thunk'


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  • MUN MAARI hoi...
    Teacher: 'kisses' ko sentence men is tarah istamal karo k 'KISS' word b na ae aur meaning ajae?

    Student: Aaj subha subha begam se bohat MUN MAARI hoi...


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  • SECRETARY 2 SIR
    Lady Secretary: Sir, It's ur wife's call. She wants to kiss U on the phone.

    Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later.


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  • Congratulations to you, my old friend
    Congratulations to you, my old friend,
    Birthday wishes to you, I do send.

    You look good for your age, I could say,
    But you look good to me any day.

    When I look in the mirror, I sigh,
    'Cause I know the mirror doesn't lie.

    You're aging like me.


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