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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • How old is ur father
    MAN: How old is ur father?

    BOY: As old as me.

    MAN: How can that be?

    BOY: He became a father only when i was born.


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Three Possible Reasons
    Three Possible Reasons, when A Man Opens his Car Door for someone.

    1) The Car Is New.
    2) The Wife Is New.
    3) She Is not His Wife…


  By: Decent Kuri   Send To Mobile
  • Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad
    Hello,Hope enjoying the best of ur health and independence.Lets pray 4 our beloved Quaid Muhammad Ali Jinnah as he will be remember 4 years and years.Pakistan zindabad Quaid-e-Azam Paindabad:-)


  By: Nooman   Send To Mobile


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • Cricket Team
    Wish you luck wish you joy,
    May you have a baby boy,

    When his hair starts to curl,
    May you have a baby girl,

    When she starts wearing pins,
    May you have a pair of twins,

    When your twins turn to four,
    May you have a baby more,

    And if you go on with this scheme,
    You will have a Cricket Team.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • F..R..I..E..N..D
    F..R..I..E..N..D

    *Field of love*

    *Root of joy*

    *Island of GOD*

    *End of sorrows*

    *Name of hope*

    *Door of understanding*

    Dats wat U r 4 me :->


  By: Rooman Qamar   Send To Mobile
  • sexy female elephent
    A group of elephents were sitting on jungle
    A sexy female elephent passes by them.

    Then a lofer elephent said "wow what a figure 3400-2800-3600"


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • No Me no Life
    Attitude for the day
    "No Me no Life"
    "Know Me know Life"
    People laugh at Me because I am different,
    I laugh at Them because they are all the Same....!


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • USA invented a machine.......
    In USA, they invented a machine that can catch thieves..
    In USA it caught 20 thieves in day..
    In UK 50 thieves in 10 hours...
    In Germany 80 thieves in 6 hours...
    In Sudan 200 thieves in 1 hour...
    In Nigeria 500 thieves in 30 minutes...
    In PAKISTAN within 15 minutes
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    the machine was stolen..


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
  • There is a saying
    There is a saying
    "If you want to be great, you mast walk with great people"...
    Seriously!
    I have no Objection, You can walk with me.


  By: Water   Send To Mobile
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