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Latest English Funny SMS:
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A Wise man...
A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking.
But a Wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed.
By:
faisal
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Buyer to seller
Buyer to seller : is it pure honey ?
How do I know if it is pure honey ?
Seller : give the dog some honey ..
if the dog doesn’t lick it, it is pure honey
Buyer :what if the dog licks it ?
Seller: so it is not a real dog.
By:
Fuzail
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Young Woman
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had
worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he
graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be
married soon.
She looked at me with a big smile and said, “Oh no! Not right away. I
want him to practice for at least six months first.”
By:
purkashishankhen
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A STORY ABOUT EVERYBODY
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that, because it was Everybody’s job. Everybody thought Anybody could do it but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done.
By:
purkashishankhen
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MENTAL HOSPITAL
Hi!
How are you? R you free tomorrow?
Can you come to me because,
Tomorrow we are
Opening a New
MENTAL HOSPITAL
Admission is free, Specially 4 you.
By:
Fuzail
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Love Letter by Mathematician
Love Letter by Mathematician:
My dear Love!
Yesterday! I was passing by ur rectengular house in trignometric lane.
There I saw u with ur cute Circular Face, Conical Nose and Spherical Eyes,
Standing in your Triangular Garden.
Before seeing you my Heart was a Null Set, but when a Vector of Magnitude(likeness)
from ur Eyes at a deviation of Theta Radians made a tangent to my Heart,
It differentiated.
My love for u is a Quadratic Equation with Real Roots.
By:
Fuzail
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Pocket Money
Wife: I think our daughter is in love with someone.
Husband: How do you know?
Wife: Because she is not asking for Pocket Money.
By:
Fuzail
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