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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Height of Bravery
    Going late to Class,
    In Torn Jeans,
    And Messy Hair,
    Entering the class without permission,
    And saying to Madam:
    "Hey Sweety! Carry on... Don't Stop for me."


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Does not have a Wife
    Women live a Better, Longer and Peaceful Life!!!

    Why?
    Very Simple....

    A women does not have a Wife...


  By: Funter   Send To Mobile


  By: iRFAnSajiD   Send To Mobile


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  By: iRFAnSajiD   Send To Mobile
  • Brook Bond
    James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,

    Why?
    ?
    ?
    Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • So Sad, Very Bad
    A student wrote a letter to his father from Hostel:

    Dear Dad!

    No Mony, No Fun

    Your Son.

    His Father Replied:

    Dear Son!

    So Sad, Very Bad,

    Your Dad!


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • God bless ur naughty mind
    It’s the thing that satisfies
    ur mind, body & soul!
    Do it on bed, on a sofa,
    in the car or anywhere!
    It’s called Prayer!
    God bless ur naughty mind.


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Changing underwear
    All people in this world

    Be it Indians or Americans
    Be it Canadian or Australian

    Atleast once a day
    Stand on single leg for

    *
    *

    Changing underwear!


  By: Wasiq Ansari   Send To Mobile


  By: Farhan   Send To Mobile
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