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Name: Rocket Beam
Location: 123 near ABC cenima, Fsd.
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Member Since: 02 Feb 2009

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  • https://funnysms.pakreseller.com/sms-5114/
    In Quran_e_Pak

    "Aye Bande Agr Kabhi Raat Ko Teri Ankh Khule
    or Tu Phir So Jaye
    To Tu Ne Mjhse
    Be-wafai Ki
    or Agr Teri Aankh Khule
    or
    Tu Ne Wazoo Kiya or Meri Ibadat Ki or
    Tu Ne Manga or
    Main ne Qabol Na Kiya Tu Main ne Tjhse
    Be-wafai Ki
    Aur May Aisa Nahi Krta"

    "Sura-e-Mulk" Para # 29.


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  • Yaaden jaag jati hain
    Yaaden jaag jati hain
    Barishon k mausam main

    Har ghari satati hain
    Barishon k mausam main

    Shaam bhi kisi surat
    Chain se nahi kaati

    Subhain bhi satati hain
    Barishon k mausam main

    Zehen k jharokey main
    Jab koi sada ubhrey

    Aankhain bheeg jati hain
    Baarishon k mausam main.


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  • Normal tati
    Sardar: Dr mujhe normal tati nahi ati.
    Chawal khaya to chawal niklay.
    Roti khayi to roti nikli..
    Normal k liye kya karoon?




    Dr: tatti Khao!!


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  • Pretty ugly
    MARY: John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.
    What do u think, Peter?

    PETER: A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.


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  • CHALANGE FOR YOU
    Chlng 4 U
    Wo kon se cheez hai js ka
    Na sir hai na Pao
    Na koe Tuk
    Na koe Ehmeyat
    Bilkul Fazool
    Ap ko mele to ap khush ho ge
    Ur dosro k sath share kro ge
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Answer:
    YE SMS MSG


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  • Train Me Upar Ki Birth
    Train Me Upar Ki Birth Par Baithe Ek Budde Baba Barbar Bathroom Ja Rahe The.
    Niche Ki Birth Par Baithi Mahila Ne Pareshan Hokar Pucha-
    Aapko Chain Nahi Hai Kya?
    Budde Ne Badi Becheni Se Kaha-Chain To Hai Lekin Khul Nahi Rahi Hai.


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  • The others all died
    Patient: What are the chances of my recovering doctor?

    Doctor: One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died.


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  • Family Tradition
    Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

    Sam: It's a family tradition.

    Teacher: What do you mean?

    Sam: Sir, my Grandpa was a street Hawker, my Father is a Teacher.

    Teacher: What about your mother?

    Sam: She's a woman.


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  • MULTI BOY FRIENDS
    JAZZ BF: Hello darling
    Girl: Aur Sunao

    U-Fone BF: Kya tumhare dil mein main hu?
    Girl: Tum he to ho

    ZONG BF: Tmhe chand kho k phool kho?
    Girl: Sab keh do

    TELENOR BF: Kya hr larki bewafa hoti hai?
    Girl: Yahi hai dhun sab ki.


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  • Pathano ki fight
    2 Pathano k beech fight ho rahi thi.
    1 Pathan: Khocha ham tera kapra phar k tumko nanga kr dega.
    2 Pathan: Khocha serious larai main Romantic baat mat karo.


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