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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Ultra Height Of Laziness
    Ultra Height Of Laziness:

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    "Sleeping And Dreaming...
    In Dream Also Sleeping
    And Dreaming About Sleeping." :-)


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • The Cradle and The Grave
    A Man's Life goes in
    Hair cut and Shave Only

    Babies don't have Hair

    Old Men head are just as bear

    Between The Cradle and The Grave

    There Lies a Haircut and a Shave :)


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Best Prank Call Ever
    The Best Prank Call Ever:

    "Hello KFC?"
    - " Yes, How can I Help You Sir?"

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    "I Want MCDONALD'S Number!" :-)


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Arguing with Your Boss
    Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
    With a Donkey in the Mud.
    After some Time
    You Will Realize that
    You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it!


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Extraordinary Future Planing
    Extraordinary FUTURE PLANNING

    Once an old-man was waiting 4 a train
    Sitting at a bench.
    A young boy came to him & asked the time.
    0ldman refused to tell the time.
    Boy insisted again and again
    But the oldman denied again & again.
    Boy asked the reason?
    Oldman said:
    If i tell you the time,
    Then u will ask about me my name job etc
    Then
    I will ask about u both of us will be frank.
    By chance u may get a seat with me.
    Then u may get down at my station.
    My daughter will come to receive me.
    She will meet u, She is beautiful
    U may fall in love with her she too
    Then
    She may insist me to marry u
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    I am sorry
    I don't want.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Revised Edition Dictionary
    Revised Edition Of D Dictionary:

    TC Bye= Shut Up N Gt Lost

    Ahan= M So Not Interested

    Hmm= Y R U Teling Me Dis

    Lol= I Have Absolutely Nothing Else To Say. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile


  By: tejas delouri   Send To Mobile
  • Toughest Time of My Life
    I had the Toughest Time of My Life.

    First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.
    Just as I was recovering from these,
    I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.

    Then they gave me hypodermics.

    Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.
    These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis.

    I completely lost my memory for a while.
    I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.
    I don't know how I pulled through it.
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    It was the toughest spelling test I ever saw!


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
  • Kick to Open the Gate
    A Mother looks Dirty Finger Prints on a
    Newly White Painted main gate and becomes very Angry
    And call upon her child:

    Mother: Bob! Are these your dirty finger Prints over Main Gate?

    Bob (says innocently): No Mom I always Kick to Open the Gate.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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