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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Heights of Addiction
    Heights of Addiction:


    Just Before Hanging, Judge asked the prisoner "Any Last Wish?"



    Prisoner: Yes, I want to update my FACEBOOK n ORKUT Status as 'Died'.


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • Your Eyesight is Surely Weak
    Eyes Doctor 2 Patient:
    Your Eyesight is Surely Weak.

    Patient:
    How Do You Know..??

    Doctor:
    Because You Came from The Window Instead of Door. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • I Saw Dead Body Cycling
    Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

    I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.




    Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)


  By: Broad Caster   Send To Mobile
  • Life is too short
    This life is too short

    Even to get a full sleep.


    I don't know
    "How people find time to study".
    By: William Jamshed Dasti.


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • My Alarm Clock & I had Fight
    My Alarm Clock & I had a fight...

    It wanted me to get up, I refused...
    Things escalated...

    Now I'm awake & it's broken ...
    Not sure Who Won The Fight. :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Drive Slowly Board
    There is always a "DRIVE SLOWLY" board near boy's college

    But not near Girl's College Why?


    Because Vehicles Automatically slow over there.


  By: Nawaz   Send To Mobile
  • Get Your Own Blanket
    A Man & a Pretty Woman Who had never met Before
    Found Themselves sharing a sleeping compartment on a train.

    The man on the Top Bunk & the Lady on the Bottom Bunk.

    During the Night, Man woke & asked "Sorry to Bother you But would you reach into the closet to get me a 2nd blanket, I'm freezing!"

    She replied: "I've a better idea, Why don't we pretend we are married?"

    "Wow What a Great Idea!" he said.

    "Good" she said, "Get Your Own Blanket you lazy Bastard!"


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Most Responsible Person
    Employer: In This Job We Need Someone Who Is Responsible.

    Applicant: I'm The One You Want.

    On My Last Job, Every Time Anything Went Wrong,

    They Said I Was Responsible.


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • How This Accident Occur?
    Policeman: How did this Accident Occur?

    Motorist: The sign just there says Stop-Look-Listen.

    And while I was doing that, the train hit me. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Test Your B.P Without Machine
    Test Your B.P Without any machine
    Put ur left hand on Ur heart
    Close Ur palm with full force
    Count Ur heart beats/min
    On120th beat open ur palm &start counting back frm 120 to 0
    Now put Ur hand up &stand fr120 sec
    Now stand on 1 leg for 120sec
    Now at once start running at 80m/hr 2 north &keep running fr 80 min Now stop at once
    Now aftr 80 minutes just relax










    If u r smiling aftr reading this Msg, ur B.P is normal. :-)


  By: Sumbul   Send To Mobile
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