Extraordinary Future Planing
Extraordinary FUTURE PLANNING
Once an old-man was waiting 4 a train
Sitting at a bench.
A young boy came to him & asked the time.
0ldman refused to tell the time.
Boy insisted again and again
But the oldman denied again & again.
Boy asked the reason?
Oldman said:
If i tell you the time,
Then u will ask about me my name job etc
Then
I will ask about u both of us will be frank.
By chance u may get a seat with me.
Then u may get down at my station.
My daughter will come to receive me.
She will meet u, She is beautiful
U may fall in love with her she too
Then
She may insist me to marry u
&
I am sorry
I don't want.
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