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  • Horror And Beautiful
    Difference Between Horror And Beautiful

    A Beautiful Night Is When You Hug Your Teddy Bear and Sleep.

    But Horror Is When Your Teddy Hugs You Back. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • How did Human Race Appear?
    A little girl asked her Father How did The Human Race Appear?

    Father: God made Adam & Eve; They had children &
    So was all mankind made.

    Later,

    Girl asked her Mother the Same!
    Mother: Many years ago there were Monkeys
    From Which the Human Race Evolved!


    Girl to Father: Dad, How is it possible that you Told Me That
    Human Race was created by God &
    Mom said they developed from Monkeys?

    Father: Well, I told you about my side of the family &
    Your mother told you about her side. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Nothing Greater Than Parents
    There is Nothing Greater than Parents in This World.


    So go Get Married Fast and Become Parents.

    Think Different

    Do Different. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • The Value of Life
    A Strange Reality:

    The Value of Life Increases only After it is Lost!

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    Want Proof?

    Alive Chicken
    Rs.160/-
    Chicken Tandoori
    Rs.480/- :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • A Man Loses Everything
    A Man Loses Everything Bcoz of Drinking;
    He Sees Bmpty Beer Bottles &
    Smashes the 1st One Swearing
    "You are The Reason I don't have a Wife",


    Smashes 2nd One saying
    "You are The Reason I don't have a Job."


    Picks Up 3rd Bottle & Notices its Sealed & Full of Beer,

    He says "STAND ASIDE, I KNOW YOU ARE NOT INVOLVED!"


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • How To Catch a Lion?
    How To Catch a Lion?

    * Newton's Method:
    Let the lion catch you.
    For every action there is equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion.

    * Einstein Method:
    Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity,
    The lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

    * Yash Chopra method:
    Take the lion to Australia or US. and kill it in a good scenic location.

    * Govinda method:
    Continuously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

    * Ravi Shastri method:
    Ask the lion to bowl at U. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • If You Want To Be Happy
    If You Want To Be Happy For a Short Time: Get Married

    For a Long Time: Fall in Love

    If You Want To Be Happy Forever: ?

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    Don't Ever Think of The Above Two Choices. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Ladies Are Selfish
    When I was a Cute Child,

    Every girl Wanted to Kiss Me.

    I allowed them.
    Now I want to kiss many cute girls but they don't allow.

    Moral:
    Ladies Are Selfish. :-)


  By: Taha   Send To Mobile
  • Girl Can Break Any Relation
    Two Eyes Are Best Friends:

    Both Blink Together,
    Both Laugh Together,
    If 1 Eye Cry D Another 1 Also Cry,
    If 1 Eye Sleep D Another 1 Also Sleep,

    But

    If They Saw A Girl Only 1 Eye Will Blink.

    MORAL: A GIRL Can Break Any Relation. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
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