Rehan's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: Rehan
Location: Mumbai, IND
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Member Since: 04 Aug 2007
About Rehan:
REHAN the great man. I Like funny sms.
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: Rehan
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I'll Always Be Waiting Your Any Reply
I love you
I really do
And if you haven't already
Please don't forget me
Because I certainly haven't forgotten you
And I miss you so much
But you'll never know it, love
I know time has spread us apart
And my heart holds true
It will never part
I'll Always Be Waiting Your Any Reply
Because a whisper from you would bring my heart such life
And maybe if things were different
Maybe if things were changed
But for some reason
I will always think of you in the pouring rain
Don't forget me.
Category: Waiting For You SMS
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Tumhari Aakhri Wish?
Judge: Tumhari Aakhri Wish?
Mujrim: Aap ki beti se shadi,
Nokia N97, 5 crore Rs, USA ka viza,
2 saal ka haneymoon, 6,7 bache jo aap ko nana nana kahen or mujhe papa,
Aur men un sab ki shadi karwa dun.
Us k baad aap jo fesla do mjhe manzoor hoga.
Judge: Hahaha. Meri Koi beti hi nhi. Tanggo Kamine Nu.!
Category: Urdu Funny SMS
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Brazilian and Pathan Men
A girl in a Train was Reading a book called MEN.
It said BRAZILIAN MEN ARE THE MOST CHARMING AND PATHAN MEN ARE THE MOST HANDSOME IN THE WORLD.
A man sitting beside her was also Reading it secretly.
After sometime the girl turned 2 him & asked his name.
He replied:
RONALDO YOUSAFZAI.
Category: English Funny SMS
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Jaane Woh Kaisa Hoga Ray
Woh chehra kaisa Hoga?
Jo mera naam raaton main leta hoga
Woh dil kaisa Hoga?
Jo meri arzoo karta hoga
Woh muskurahat kaisi Hogi?
Jo mujhko soch kar oos k labon pe aati hogi
Woh khaka kaisa Hoga?
Jo mujhko soch kar banaya karta hoga
Woh gazlain kaisi hongi?
Jo oos ne meri mohabbat main likhi hongi
Woh aaina kaisa Hoga?
Jo oos ne meri chahat main banaya hoga
Woh chand kaisa Hoga?
Jo mujhko hamesha dekhna chahta hoga.
Jaane Woh Kaisa Hoga Ray. :-)
Category: Urdu Poetry SMS
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Pyaar Kya Hai?
Pyar(Love) Kya Hy?
Jb Maa Peshani Choom K Kehti Hy "Jitey Raho Beta"
Jb BAAP Hr Us Waqt Intezar Krta Hy Jb Jb Me Ghar Der Se Lauta Hon
Jb Behen Mera Km Krne K Bad Kehti Hy K"Jb Meri Shadi Hojaye Gi To Kon Karega Tumhary Kam"
Jb Bara Bhai Kahy K "Tujhy Pasnd Hy Chal Rakh Le Me or Kharid Lunga"
Jb Chote Bhai Kahy "Ye Dekho Bhai Acha Hy Na 1 Tumhara 1 Mera"
Or Jb Ek Dost Kahy
"Tention Na Le Yar Me Hon Na"
Ye Hy Pyar
Real Love Khubsurat Rishte..!
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Pepsi Pe 5 Rupey Kum Kar do?
Baap Ne Bete Ko Cigarrete Peete Dekha.
To Uski Pocket Money Band Kardi.
1 Din Bete Ko Paise De kar Cold Drink Lany bheja.
Us Raat baap ne Bete Ko Phir cigrate peete huye dekha.
Baap Bara Hairaan Hua aur Pucha: Paise Kahan Se Aaye?
Beta Bola: "Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Pe 5 Rupey Kam Kardo?"
Category: Current Affairs SMS
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