Toughest Time of My Life
I had the Toughest Time of My Life.
First, I got angina pectoris and then arteriosclerosis.
Just as I was recovering from these,
I got tuberculosis, double pneumonia and phthisis.
Then they gave me hypodermics.
Appendicitis was followed by tonsillectomy.
These gave way to aphasia and hypertrophic cirrhosis.
I completely lost my memory for a while.
I know I had diabetes and acute ingestion, besides gastritis, rheumatism, lumbago and neuritis.
I don't know how I pulled through it.
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It was the toughest spelling test I ever saw!
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