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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • NAME: Sakeena Jamadarni
    NAME: Sakeena Jamadarni Pesha: Jhaaro dena SPECIALIST: Gattar or Pipe line saaf krna Date of Birth: 25/02/65 WEIGHT:95 Kgs HEIGHT: 4'-5" COLOR: Dark chocolate black BIRTH PLACE: Bhains Colony Sargodha DREAM: Shaadi karun gi to sirf sms pharnay walay se Oye hoye. Muskurahat to dekho dulhay ki.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Teacher:
    Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar Is Male Or Female? Student: Female Teacher: How? Student: Just Now Commentator Told Beautiful Delivery By Shoaib Akhtar


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Hum ko Humi Say
    Hum ko Humi Say Chura Lo Dil Main kaheen Tum Chupa Lo Hum Akalay Ho Na Jaen Door Tum Se Ho Na Jaen Pas Aao "RUKO" . . Pehaly DETTOL Se Naha Lo


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Stop Looking At Girls
    After Engagement!
    Girl:
    Now Stop Looking At Girls, U R Committed Now!

    Boy:
    Oho What Do U Mean,
    If I'm On Diet,
    That Doesn't Mean That I Cant Look At MENU. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Try, & Never Surrender
    Try, Try, Try, & Never Surrender,

    After Every JUNE, There Is A NOVEMBER.


    A Small Poem By BRITISH COUNCIL. :-P


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Getting Register Marriage
    Hi, I'm Getting Register Marriage tomorrow.
    Sorry 2 inform through sms. Because here lot of problems.
    I'm inviting only a few friends.
    So please come to Registrar office tomorrow-
    At 11.30 am
    Don't Bring any gift.
    But, Just bring
    One Beautiful



    "GIRL". :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Difference b/w Engineer & Doctor
    Difference b/w Engineer & Doctor

    If Engineers Make A Mistake,
    Its Seen By All The People For Many Centuries Like.
    (Leaning Tower of Pisa).
    &
    If Doctors Do A Mistake
    It Is Buried 6 ft Under The Ground. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • A Boy Goes to See a Dance
    A Boy Goes to See a Dance.

    His Mom Angrily asks him:
    Did you See anything there that
    You were not supposed to see?

    Boy: yes, I saw dad! :-)


  By: Ali Abbas   Send To Mobile
  • Height of Mixed Emotion
    The Height of Mixed Emotion?

    Your Mother-in-Law falls From The 7th Floor on your
    Brand New Ferrari.

    And you Don't know Whether To Laugh or Cry... :-)


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Tiger & Tigress Were Resting
    Tiger & Tigress Were Resting Under a Tree.
    Suddenly A Deer passed very fast.
    Tigress could not make out
    &
    Asked, "What was that?"
    Tiger smiled & said,

    "FAST FOOD". :-)


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
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