SAYYAM's Profile on Funny SMS
Name: SAYYAM
Location: mozang road lahore
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Member Since: 30 Oct 2009
About SAYYAM:
i m sayyam from lahore.we are khalid motors & diagnosis centre (pvt) ltd.a well known name in pakistani automotive market.we deals automotive equipment line (WHEEL ALIGNER, WHEEL BALANCER, LIFTS, ENGINE TUNING, etc) .if you need more details please visit us our website or contact me at (for buisness purpose 0321-4818850) or for friend ship contact 0300-4940462).THANKS
List of Sms / Jokes posted by: SAYYAM
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Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha
Mene maa k hathon me ek siyah til daikha
Or maa 'se kaha
ye Daulat ka til hay
maa ne apne dono haathon me mera chehra thama or kaha
han.
dekho mere dono haathon me kitni daulat hay.
Love ur "Mother", and takecare of ur "parents'
"ALLAH hamari maa ko hamesha khush rakhey.
Aameen.
Category: Mothers Day SMS
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Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal
Kisi Lamhe Kisi Bhi Pal
Koi Poche Agr Aye Dil !
K Kis Ka Naam Chahat Hai
K Kia Cheez Muhabat Hai
To Us Dam Us Se Ye Kehna...
Ksi Ko Sochty Rehna
Ksi Ko Khojtay Rehna
Wo Jis Ko Pa Nhi Sakty
Magr Kho Bhi Nhi Sakty
Ksi K Hona Bhi Chahain
Ksi K Ho Nhi Sakty
Koi Aesa Agr Hai To Ye Smjho K
Wohi Hai WO...
K Jis Se Piyar Krty Ho
K Jis Pe Jeetay Martay Ho
K Is Ka Naam Chahat Hai
HAAN !
Yehi Jazba Muhabat Hai..
Category: Urdu Love SMS
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Lux & Rexona are lovers
A Love Story
Lux & Rexona r lovers,lived in Safeguard 2000 apartment in Dettol street,
Lux's dad Capri & mama Palmolive fixed his marriage with Opal But Rexona's dad Lifebuoy & mama Camay decided Lux & Rexona's marriage in Dove registrar office.
Rexona's uncle Rin & aunty Pears signed as witness.
1 year later Rexona gave birth 2 twins
they named them Johnson & Johnson
Moral
Maine app koo saray soaps k naam yaad karwa diye hain,ab tu mou dho le yar..!
Category: Urdu Text Insults
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Dr.Imran Farooq Ka Qatil
British News Paper Ne Aaj Ke Paper Me Ye Inkishaf Kiya Hai,
Ke Dr.Imran Farooq Ko Muttaheda Ki Qaydat Ne Qatal Kerwaya Hai,
Kyu Ke Imran Farooq Ke Paas Aik Eham Raaz Tha,
Aur Woh Fox News Per Aa Kar Ye Batana Chatay They,
Ke Mujhe Pata Hai,
"Ke Kis Ne Kaha Tha Pepsi Par 5 Rupay Kam Kar Do."
Ghor se msg parhne ka shukriya.
Category: Current Affairs SMS
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Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Reality Of OUR COUNTRY
Most of the 1st class passed students get... technical seats; Some become Doctors & some become Engineers.
The 2nd class passed
students pass MBA & become Administrator & control the 1st class.
The 3rd class passed students enter in to Politics & become Minister & control both.
Last but not least
The failure joins
"UNDERWORLD"
&
Control all the Above
Category: Geo Or Jeenay Do SMS
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