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A Woman in Diet Club
A Woman in our Diet Club was lamenting that she had gained weight.
She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.
The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half,
Until finally she cut a thin slice for herself.
One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone.
The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.
Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out.
She smiled. "He never Found out. I made another Cake and Ate Half!"
By:
Sumbul
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To be Continued Jokes
Boss to Secretary: For a week we'll go abroad.
She calls hr husband: For a week I & boss are going abroad
Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife going,lets enjoy.
Girlfriend calls her student: For a week u are free.
Little boy calls his grandpa: I'm free.
Grandpa (boss) calls Secretary: Tour cancelled. I'm with my grandson this week.
Secatary calls her husband: Tour cancelled.
Husband calls Girlfriend: Wife is not going.
Girlfriend calls her student: This week ur class would be as usual.
Boy calls grandpa: Sorry I've to attend my class.
Grandpa calls Secretary: We r going abroad.
To be Continued...
By:
SAYYAM
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Girl Can Change Your Aim
A Man Was Lost Alone On An Island.
1 Day He Decided 2 Build A Wooden Boat.
Suddenly A Girl Comes
&
Man Uses
The Wood 4 Making
A Bed.
Moral: A Girl Can Change Ur Aim. :-)
By:
AsiM
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Make Rhymes With Their Names
A Grade 5 Teacher asked her students to Make Rhymes With Their Names.
Dan:
My name is Dan..
When I grow up to be a man..
I want to go to India and Japan..
If I can, If I can,
If I can..
Sally:
My name is Sally..
When I grow up to be a lady..
I want to have a baby..
If I can, if I can,
if I can..
Sam:
My name is Sam..
When I grow up to be a man..
Never mind India and Japan..
I gonna help Sally with her plan..
I know I can,
I can, I can ;-)
By:
SAYYAM
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Maths Teacher is Much Good
Jhonny: I don't think our Maths Teacher is Much Good.
Tommy: Why not?
Jhonny: Well, yesterday she told us that four plus one is five.
Tommy: What's wrong with that?
Jhonny: Nothing, that's okay but today she told us three plus two is five, I think she is confused
By:
SAYYAM
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Don't Call Me DAD
Dad: What's your Result?
Son: I've failed in 5 subjects.
Dad: From now Onwards Don't Call Me "DAD".
Son: Oh Come On Dad! Its my School Test Not a DNA Test. :-)
By:
SAYYAM
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