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Two Guys were Fishing
Two Guys were Fishing in a boat under a bridge.
One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge.
He stands up, takes off his cap, and bows his head.
The procession crosses the bridge and the man puts on his cap, picks up his rod and reel, and continues fishing.
The other guy says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you."
The first guy responds, "Well, I guess it was the thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years
By:
SAYYAM
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You are Under Oath
What is your Age? asked the Judge.
Remember You are Under Oath.
Twenty-one years and some months, the woman answered.
How many months? the Judge persisted.
One hundred and eight.
By:
Funtoosh
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Best Poem Written by a Child
Best Poem written by a little Child from USA.
When I'm born I'm black,
When I grow up I'm black,
When I'm in the sun I'm black,
When I'm sick I'm black,
When I die I'm black,
And you...
When you're born you're pink,
When you grow up you're white,
When you're cold you're blue,
When you're sick you're green,
When you die you're gray
And you dare call me colored.
By:
Dapper
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3 friends Lived in a Flat
3 friends Lived in a Flat on the 110th floor.
One day the lift was out of order & they had to climb the stairs to go to 110th Floor.
To pass time & not get bored,
They decided that 1st person should tell a War story, 2nd a Funny story & 3rd a Sad story.
1st person tells a story & They Climbed to 50th Floor.
2nd tells a funny story & They Climbed to 109th Floor.
Now the 3rd had to Tell a Very Sad Story.
He said,
"I've left The Door key in Car" :-)
By:
Irfan
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We Use Our Work Phones
The Phone bill Was Exceptionally High.
Man called a family meeting on Saturday to discuss.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don't use this phone, I only use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly ever use this Phone.
Son: I use my office mobile I never use the home phone.
All of them are shocked & together look at the maid Who's patiently listening to them.
Maid: What? So We all Use our Work Phones. Not a Big Deal. :-)
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Funtoosh
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