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Mathematician's Love Letter
An Mathematician's Love Letter:
When I saw u with the angle of 180 degree
My eyes intersect with u &
My triangle heart beats fast u integrate my heart &
Divided into ratio,
I wish u+me=a happening couple,
Plz accept my proposal & multiply my joy.
if u reject i'll devided into factor,
Plz dont subtract my happiness.
I'll difrentiate all ur problems &
Always maintain circle of love around u. :-)
By:
Rooman Qamar
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There is an Idiot
A person in Toilet Hears from Adjacent Toilet
Hi, How Are You?
He is Embarrassed and says doing, Just Fine.
So What are you up to?
Well, just sitting like you.
Can I come over?
No, No I am kinda busy now!
Listen, I have to Call You Back.
There is an Idiot in other Toilet.
Who is Answering my Questions. :-)
By:
Dapper
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Those Who love Their Boss
In Memory of all Those Who love Their Boss!
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the boss's wife instead, she explains "I'm Afraid he Died Last Week".
The next day the man Calls again and asks for the boss.
"I told you" the Wife replies, "He Died Last Week."
The next day he calls again and
Once more asks to speak to his boss,
By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts,
"I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"
He Replied Laughing, "I Just Love Hearing It" :-)
By:
Fuzail
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Coool Jokes
What is more Useful After it is Broken?
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An Egg. :-)
Which is the most Shocking City?
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Electri-city. :-)
Name Two Things You can never Eat Before Breakfast?
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Dinner & Lunch. :-)
How many Great Men were Born in Pakistan?
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None,
Only babies Were Born. :-)
If Your clock Strikes 13, What times it is?
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Time to buy a New Clock. :-)
By:
AsiM
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I Want You to Inherit My Farm
An Ailing Grandmother is Talking to her Favorite Grand-Daughter.
"Dori, I'm Old and Weak,
and I Know that the Time for Me to Leave is Near.
I Want You to Inherit My Farm,
Including the Barn, The Villa,
The tractors, The Farmhouse, All the Livestock."
"Wow, Thank You So much, Grandma!
I didn't know you even HAD a Farm.
Where is it?"
Grandma: You can find it on My Facebook Account.
Just click on Farmville After Login in
Password: Only4dori. :-)
By:
Zindagi Rocks
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