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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:



  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • I Wanna Impress Cute Girl
    Boy to Gym Coach:
    I Wanna Impress Cute Girl I'm gonna meet in 3 days.
    Which Machine Should I Use?
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    Coach: Use the ATM machine Outside the Gym! :-)


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • I Do Not Want Third World War
    Child: God: Please I Do Not Want Third World War.

    God: Why? You Love Your Country So Much?

    Child: No God I Am Weak In History I Can't Study Another War. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Below Are Some Funny SMSs
    Below Are Some Funny SMSs But
    They Are Logical And Real At The Same Time:

    1. When A Store Is Open 24 Hours A Day And 365 Days A Year,
    Why Is There A Lock On The Door ?

    2. When You Are Not Supposed To Drive A Car When You Have Been Drinking,
    Why Do Bars Have A Parking Lot?

    3. When Swimming Is Good For The Development Of Our Arms And Legs,
    Why Do Fish Not Have Arms And Legs?


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Expect The Unexpected
    When Someone Says
    "Expect The Unexpected"

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    I Like To
    PUNCH Them In
    The Face To
    Express My Agreement. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Government And Mafia
    What's The Difference Between Our Government And Mafia?

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    At Least One Of Them
    Is Organized. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • Read each word Reversely:
    Read each word Reversely:

    A’
    suomaF
    rotcoD
    dloT
    eM
    tahT
    ylnO
    latneM
    stneitaP
    evaH
    ehT
    tnelaT
    oT
    daeR
    $M$
    revenehW
    stI
    nettirW
    ‘…ylesreveR


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • U r my sweet sonu
    U r my sweet sonu, to kya
    krun Nachun,
    ok !@#$%^^&
    *&*(()(**&
    ^^%%$$#$#@#@@$#$
    %%^^&&**
    (*((((*&&^%^%$$###@%^%^Ab hush ho....


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • falling in luv iz sweet ambition
    falling in luv iz sweet ambition. finding true luv iz a life time mission. take my wordz,follow da pakistani tradition n marry ur dads UGLY decision......


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Great Words By A Bankrupt Lover
    Great Words By A BANKRUPT LOVER...

    "Nothing In This World Is Expensive Than
    Having A GIRLFRIEND Who's Totally Free On WEEKEND..."


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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