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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Don't Get Up Early
    One day a Fisherman got up very early in the morning.

    There was not Enough sunlight to get into the Sea

    He saw a Pack of stones to pass time

    He start throwing the stones into the Sea

    While having the last stone in the hand

    The sun came up then he saw that the stone was a diamond

    He Felt guilty for Fortune of throwing all of them into the Sea.

    Moral of the story:

    .
    .
    .
    .

    Don't Get Up Early in the Morning. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • I Hate You
    !... I Hate You ...!

    I Hate Ur Smile

    I Hate Ur Laughs

    I Hate Ur Kiss

    I Hate Ur Hugs

    BuT mOst Ov All,

    I Hate That

    I Don't

    Hate You.../


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Cowardice
    Height Of Cowardice:
    2 Persons Fighting Through Sms

    Height Of Helplessmess:
    Receiving No Sms For A Weak

    Height Of TimePass:
    A Person Snding Sms To Himail, Wishing Them To Win A Match.

    Height Of Having No Work:
    U r Reading Such Long Sms . . . ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Height Of Smartness.
    Height Of Smartness..


    Professor : Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . . ! !

    Student: Are U Sure Sir. . . ?? ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Height of fashion
    Height of fashion?

    -Dhotee with zip





    Height of secrecy?

    -Blank Visiting Card





    Height of Stupidity?

    -Looking through a keyhole of a glass door


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Wada kro
    Wada kro

    wada kro
    k tum
    zindagi ki
    har cheez
    mujh se
    share
    krogi
    wada kro
    khushi
    gham
    dukh
    sukh
    or
    yahan
    tak k


    apny mobile ka balance Bhi


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Neck Of The Family
    It is Said that Husband is the head of the Family,

    But

    Remember that wife is the Neck of the family.

    & The Neck can Turn the Head exactly the way she wants. :-)


  By: SAYYAM   Send To Mobile
  • It is a family tradition
    Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!
    Sam: it is a family tradition.
    Teacher: What do u mean?
    Sam: Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.
    Teacher: what about your mother?
    Sam: She is a WOMAN!


  By: samia   Send To Mobile
  • A WINE SHOP Board
    Confident Lines On A WINE SHOP Board..





    "Men Who Love A Girl Truely,
    Will One Day Love Me Too.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Staying at a Small Town Hotel
    Staying at a Small Town Hotel,
    A Man ordered tea.

    Shortly Afterward,

    A Girl threw open the Door.
    Sugar in your Tea? She shouted.
    No,
    Thank you, Man replied.

    Ah, Well, Don't stir it Then. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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