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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • Fear of Long Words
    Did You Know ???

    "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"

    Is Actually ...


    The Fear of Long Words. :-)


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Black Belt In Karate
    I Have A BLACK BELT In KARATE...

    It Doesn't Mean...

    I Am Good At It...

    Just

    I Never Wash It...


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Old Days Were Very Good
    GOOD OLD DAYS

    When I Was A Child,
    My Mom Would Send Me
    Down To D Corner Store With A 10.Rs &
    I'd Come Back With 5Kgs Of Potatoes,
    2 Loaves Of Bread,
    3 Packs Of Milk,
    A Pack Of Cheese,
    A Packet Of Tea,
    & Half Dozen Eggs.

    You Can't Do That Now.
    Too Many Damn

    SECURITY CAMERAS. :-)


  By: AsiM   Send To Mobile
  • I Agree You Are Fool
    I am a Fool.

    I am a Fool.

    I am a Fool.



    OK OK COOL.

    I Agree You Are Fool
    Control Yourself. :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Mast hawaein hein!!
    Mast hawaein hein!!

    Mosam bhi sohana hai!

    Kaali ghatain hein!

    Dil bhi ashqana hai!

    Bandar bhi Sms parh rahey hein!

    Kya Educated zamana hai...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Dont keep
    Dont keep me in ur heart
    keep me in ur brain
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    Bc0z
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    Rehne ki jaga jitni khali ho, rehney me utna maza ata he.


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Chai pakorra
    Read it fast:-
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    Chai pakorra
    Chai pakorra
    Chai pakorra
    Chai pakorra
    Chai pakorra
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    Congratulations!
    U have qualified to get a job at railway station


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Ek Waqt Tha K
    Ek Waqt Tha K
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    Dunya K Sare Nikamme Or Nalayaq
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    Log Apne Kam Kaj Chor K Mere SMS Parhte The
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    Alhamdolillah Aaj B Ye Silsila Jari Hai...


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • Specal TEA
    ; ; ; ; ; ;
    c(".") c(".")
    '"" '""
    Specal TEA
    1 ap k Liye
    Or

    Dosri

    B

    ap k Liye
    Qk

    Dono me makhi gir gai thi... ;-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • GoLdEn WoRdS
    GoLdEn WoRdS
    AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
    Na Pa SkO Tu...
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    'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
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