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A collection of english funny sms text messages, jokes and humorous text messages. To send to amuse and please your friends with these great funny mobile english funny sms. You can also submit english funny sms here.

Latest English Funny SMS:

  • A Poetry Competition
    A Poetry Competition Asked For A 2-Line
    Rhyme With d Most Romantic 1st Line & The Least Romantic 2nd Line.

    There's The Winning Rhymes

    My darling, My Love
    My Beautiful Wife
    Marrying U Ruined
    My Whole Life

    I c Ur Face Whn I m Dreaming
    That's Why I Always
    Wake Up Screaming

    Kind Intelligent, Loving & Hot
    This Describes Everything You r Not

    I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face & Ur Eyes
    Damn, I'm V Good At
    Telling Lies.


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Viva, Review and Interview
    SILENCE
    Is The best Answer for All Questions.

    SMILE
    Is The Best Reaction in all Situations.

    Unfortunately

    BOTH Never Help In
    VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW... :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • If At First You
    If At First You

    Don't Succeed,

    Failure May Be Your

    Style... :-)


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • To Be Great Is To Be
    To Be Great
    Is To Be Misunderstood...
    And
    I m Always Misunderstood
    Therefore
    I m Great... :-)


    ~AtTiTuDe PeRsOnIfIeD~


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • History Tells A Story
    History
    Tells A
    Story...

    That's Why

    .
    .
    .

    You Must Always
    Clear It

    Before

    Your Elder Use The Computer.

    A Little Advice. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Laa ilaha illa anta subhanaka inni
    Laa ilaha illa anta subhanaka inni kuntu minaz zualimeen.
    .
    Ye sms itna phelana hai k ayat e karima ki barkat se hm pe ane wali hr musibat rehmt bn jay!
    Ameen!

    ==>>True Love
    Simply Never
    Ends==>>
    ,+,PrInCe$s,+,


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • mat dekh
    Mat Dekh Mujhe
    Itni Hasrat Se
    .
    .
    Mere Dost
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    Mere Paas Khud
    Biryaani mai 1 Hi
    Boti Hai..

    ==>>True Love
    Simply Never
    Ends==>>
    ,+,PrInCe$s,+,


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • ek chor
    Ek Chor Chori Kerne Ek Ghar mein Ghusa ..
    Maalik : Kaun hai wahan ??
    Chor : Miyaun
    Maalik : Kaun Hai ??
    Chor : Miyaaun
    ...Maalik : Arey Kaun hai ??
    Chor : Saale Billi Hu Billi ...!!!


  By: musarat   Send To Mobile
  • I Love To Whisper
    I Love To Whisper In A Woman's Ear...

    Not Because...


    I Am ROMANTIC

    But Because

    I Don't Want Other People To Hear Me LYING. :-)


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
  • Generation's Messed Up
    Little Red Riding Hood Didn't Listen To Her Mother...

    Snow White Lived With Seven Men...

    Pinocchio Was A Liar.

    Robin Hood Was A Thief.

    Tarzan Walked Without Clothes On...

    These Are The Stories Our Parents Raised Us With,
    And Then They Complain Our Generation's Messed Up. :-)


  By: Ariese Ansari   Send To Mobile
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