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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Dunya main woh konsi?
    Dunya main woh kon si 2 cheezen hain jo ek doosray k baghair nahi reh saktin? Aur dono bekaar hain?

    Socho


    Aur Socho


    Pathan aur Naswaar.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Jo Dil par Lagay
    Pathan to 2nd Pathan: Yaar koi aisa Gift bata jo teri bhabhi k seedha Dil par lagay.




    2nd Pathan: Goli maar day.


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • Rs.5000 k SMS
    Phatan: Aaj mene Rs.5000 ka Easyload krvaya, aur sab dosto/family ko SMS kr dye.

    Major Rohail: Kyu?

    Phatan: O G sunna hy ab SMS per 20 pyse Tax lagne wala hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Usko kon Chori karega?
    Pathan Watchman ne Sher (Lion) ka pinjra khula chhor diya..

    Officer: Tumne sher ka pinjra lock nahi kya?

    Pathan: Kya zaroorat hai, Usko kon chori karega?


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Ab Tang Kar k Dikhao
    1 Pathan ko 1 Aadmi Mobile per tang karta tha:

    1 din Pathan ne new Sim khareed kar usay msg kya.

    Maine woh Number band kar k nai sim le li hai.

    Ab tang kar k dikhao Bachoo.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Generator main Coke
    1 Pathan 2nd Pathan se puchta hai: Yara! Ye kya tum ne Generator main Petrol ki jaga Coca Cola Daal hai?

    2nd Pathan: Nahi yara.

    1st Pathan: To ye Brrr Brrrrr kyon karta hai??


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ko Loot liya
    Pathan: Raat Mujhe ek Aadmi ne Chaqu dikha kar loot liya:

    Frend: Lekin tere paas to humesha Gun hoti hai.

    Pathan: Woh maine Chhupa di thi, Warna woh bhi le jata.


  By: Johnny Little   Send To Mobile
  • Heart Attack
    Pathan: Dr. ne kha hai k muje blood pressure hai Jis ki vaja se muje heart attack b ho sakta hy.

    Anti Misba: App ko heart Attack nhi aa skta.

    Pathan: Kyu?

    Anti Misba: Wo es lye k app Pathar dil hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Sab se ziyada Sukoon
    Yoga Teacher Pathan se...

    "Batao Sab se ziyada sukoon kab milta hai?"



    Pathan: Ary o Khocha!


    Potty k Baad.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Truck and Cycle Mom
    Major Rohail ka bacha: Teri MAA itni moti hai k sab us ko TRUCK kehte hai.


    Pathan ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nahi hai is liye sab log use cycle cycle kehte hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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