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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Pareshan Pathan
    Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
    Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

    Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

    "Battery Low" k Naam se Miss Bell de rha hai.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan in Air Force
    Ek Pathan ko Air Force se Nikaal diya gaya:

    Reason:

    Woh Zid kar raha tha ka Maine 14th August pe Silencer nikaal k Jahaz Urrana hai... :P.


  By: Irfan   Send To Mobile
  • Sonay ki Cheez do
    Anniversary ki moqay per Pathan apni Biwi k liye Gulab ka phool le kar aaya...


    Biwi: Mujhe ye nahi chahiye, Koi Sonay ki Cheez do!

    Pathan: Ye lo Takiya. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ne Kafan Khareeda
    1 Pathan MURDAY ka kafan lene gaya:

    Shop waly ne usay kapra dikha diya.

    Pathan ne kuch pucha, jisay sun kar Shop wala Pagal ho gaya...


    Pathan: Is main Aur Colors Dikhao.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki Shairi
    Pathan ki Shairi....


    Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai!


    Wah Wah

    Jeena Hamaara Dushwaar Hogaya Hai!



    Cigrette se bhi mehenga Naswaar hogaya hai.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • Mobile Dafna Raha Tha
    Ek Pathan apna Mobile Qabristan men dafna rha tha.
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    Man: Ye kya kar rahe ho?
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    Pathan: Yaara dukan wale ne kha he k Mobile DEAD ho gaya he.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Aao Race Lagaty Hain
    Sardar: Aao Race Lagatay hain, Jo haara woh ek hazaar rupay dega.

    Pathan: Lekin Mujhe Rasta nahi Maloom.


    Sardar: Bus Tum meray peechay peechay aatay rehna.

    Pathan: Thanks Yara..


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • What is Call Girl
    Pathan's Friend: What is call girl?

    Pathan: Khocha jab ap kisi ko call karta hai, Tab ek larki call per bolti hai k aap ka blnce na kafi hai, us ko call girl bolte hain.


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Jannat se Jahannum
    A boy 2 pathan: Mai agar chahon to tamam Pathano ko Jannat se nikal kar Jahanum main la sakta hoon.


    Pathan: Kaise?

    Boy: Main Jahanum mai Naswar ka dukan kholon ga.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Batti Tey Batti
    Sardar to Pathan: Batti te Batti kintay honday?


    Pathan: Very simple Do Battian.


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
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