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Truck and Cycle Mom



Major Rohail ka bacha: Teri MAA itni moti hai k sab us ko TRUCK kehte hai.


Pathan ka bacha: Teri MAA moti nahi hai is liye sab log use cycle cycle kehte hai.



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