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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • She is Kidding
    Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

    "She is Kidding"


    Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.


  By: Rehan   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ki 10 Betiyan
    Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

    Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

    Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???





    Zaroorat Khan.


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ka shair
    Pathan ka shair:
    Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
    Na hotel main na Bar main.
    Na bike peh, Na car main...
    Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

    Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Jitna Marzi Parh lo
    Teacher: Bary ho kar kya bano gay?

    Pathan: Mera Baap kehta hai k Jitna Marzi Parh Lo, Woh nahi ban saktay jo chahtay ho..

    Teacher: Tum kya banna chahtay ho?

    Pathan: "LADY DOCTOR"


  By: Fuzail   Send To Mobile
  • $ Dollar $
    Reporter: Friends of Pakistan ne Sawat/Malakand main mutasaren k liye Karoron dollar dye hain.


    Phatan:
    Sab jhoot hai hame to Ek bhi Dollar nhi mila sirf Pakstani Rupee mele hy.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Khir-Keyan
    Phatan Hardware ki Shop se khirkiyan laya aur computer per fix krne laga

    Kyu..?


    Kyu k kisi ne Phatan ko kaha tha k computer main New Windows Install kro.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pani Boil kr k pyo
    Phatan ne Doctor ko bohat mara:

    Logo ne pocha kyou?


    Phatan:
    Etni garmi main kehta hy Paani Boil Kar k Piyo.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ka Najaiz Ghar
    Pathan ne Najaiz Ghar Banaya:

    Kisi ne Mashwara diya k Ghar k Bahar Chalking kardo ta kay Police samjhay k Purana Ghar hai.


    Pathan ne Deewar pe likha...

    ANAAR KALI KO REHA KARO. :-)


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Ek pathan ko school
    Ek pathan ko school main techear ne kaha:

    Translet into english
    (Ham Sab Umeed Se Hain)

    Pathan:
    We are all Pregnant.


  By: Send Free SMS   Send To Mobile
  • Al-Bairooni ka Baap
    Teacher: "Al-Bairooni" k Baap ka Naam batao.

    Pathan bohat soch kar bola:



    "Al-Androoni"


  By: Master Mind   Send To Mobile
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