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Latest Pathan Jokes:

  • Naswar Kabhi Khatam na ho
    Pathan Ko Rasty Mei Aladin ka Chragh Mila.
    Ragra To 1 Jin nikla or Kaha K Wo UsKi 3 wishes Pori Kray Ga.

    Pathan: Hum Ko Aisa Naswaar Do Jo kabi Khatam Na Ho.

    1 Naswar Ka Packet A Gya Pathan Nay Thori Si Nswar Nikali To Utni Naswar
    or Aa Gayee.

    Jin: Baaki 2 wìshes?

    Pathan: Aisa 2 Packet or Laa Do.


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • 1 Maheenay Bad Nahaya
    Pathan: Main 1 baar nahaya tha to pani 5meel(miles) door tak phail gaya tha...

    Friend: Yar to kya tum 1 mahine baad nahaye thay?

    Pathan: Nahi, main chalti train main nahaya tha.


  By: Dapper   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ka MENU
    Pathan ne Major Rohail ko dawat pr bulaya
    Major Rohail khana dekh kr bhag gya
    Kyu?

    Khana:
    Naswar Pulao
    Naswar Karahi

    Sweet Dish:
    Naswar Halwa

    Drink:
    Naswar Cola


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Pathan ka Budget
    Pathan: Khocha Budget 2009/2010 bohat acha hai
    hum bohat khush hai budget se.

    .
    Major Rohail: Kyu?


    Pathan: Oy yaara...
    NASWAR par TAX jo nahi laga.


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Tumhara Jurm Saabit ho gaya
    JUDGE to PATHAN: Tumhara juram sabit ho chuka hai, Kal tumhain phansi pe latkaya jae ga..
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    PATHAN: Woh to theek hai lekin Utara kab jae ga?


  By: Funtoosh   Send To Mobile
  • Aankhen Band Kar k
    Pathan: Mujhe to ankhain band karny par bhi dikhai deta hai.

    Friend: Acha! Kya dikhai daita hay?
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    Pathan: ANDHERA!


  By: Jasper   Send To Mobile
  • French,French & French
    Anti Misba:
    French fries b ho gae
    French toast bhi kha lya
    Ab ek French Kiss ho jae
    .
    Phatan:
    Sory janu es hotel main koi french aadmi kaam nhi karta


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • Michale Jackson
    Major Rohail:
    Michale Jackson mar gya hy
    .
    Phatan:
    Oh shit wo khobsurat ballon wala,goora,pyara ur chikna sa larka
    .
    Major Rohail:
    Tm b us k gane sunte ho?
    .
    Phatan:
    Oy wo Gane b gata tha?


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
  • I MISS YOU
    Teacher: What is meant by
    "I MISS YOU"
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    Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
    "Mein Tumhari Miss Hon!"


  By: Dhump   Send To Mobile
  • 1877 to 1881
    Major Rohail:
    Tume pta hy 1877 main kya hova tha
    .
    Phatan: Nhi
    .
    Major Rohail: Quaid Azam pyda hova tha,
    Acha btao 1881 me kya hova tha?
    .
    Phatan:
    Quaid Azam 4 saal k hove the


  By: wahabi   Send To Mobile
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